Not that I wish to sound paranoid, but I appear to be being followed around the internet by a pair of college girls. At least it says they're college girls, but I seriously have my doubts. The seem to spend an awful lot of time exploring the cavities of each others mouths.

Perhaps I'm doing them a diseservice, perhaps they are taking an intense course in dentistry. Although, as far as I'm aware (and I've been under anesthetic once or twice) no dentist has ever probed my mouth in such a way.

I'm just a little confused as to why they should be on virtually every page that I view. I mean, there is nothing to profess their orthodontic skills. And by putting 'collegegirls' against them, doesn't inspire confidence in there experience o the job.

I wonder if they use mouth wash?