Many peoplw wonder (or at least I guess they do..... don't get too much call for social contact) why my name is what it is.

I guess a lot of people guess at it being a randomised jumble of letters pulled out of a Scrabble bag. But no!

Oggie was the word my mother called upon my entry into the world

And Splodge was the nearest they could get to the sound of this new born baby hitting the wall of the gynocological unit.